Dream about me tonight… and be prepared to tell me about the dream tomorrow.
You taking a shower is no excuse to miss my 38 calls.
Babies? HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING HAVE LIKE 30.
I don’t ask for a lot, I just want you to love me, cherish me, trust me, impregnate me, etc.
Here is your suicide pill, in case I die.
Its been exactly 1 minute since we started dating. Happy anniversary, babe.
I have tampons with your name on it, so that you are always inside me.
